Showing posts with label feminazi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label feminazi. Show all posts

February 5, 2019

"Women Suck Ass" changed to "Stupid Women"

Looks like the anti-free speech morons at google are censoring or "shadow banning" my web log.  I did a google search for "women suck". Only 14 pages came up, but none of them had a link to my blog (despite the title of my blog literally being WOMEN SUCK). The search listed other sites that didn't even appear to be relevant to the topic.

I'm guessing some feminazi cunts must have seen my website and complained to google [I noticed that two of my early posts, where I discuss anti-male websites such as "I hate men.org", had a lot of views (relatively speaking), so maybe it was one of them].

Because I use actual news sources to write my blogs, the google feminazis can't really say it's "Fake News", and so can't take it down for that reason.

I couldn't use the name "womensuck.blogspot" or "women-suck.blogspot" because those were already taken, so I originally had to title my blog "women suck ass.blogspot".  If I did a seach for "womensuckass" and some keywords from my articles, a link to my blog would come up (but I had to be specific). Now however, it won't come up at all.

I have changed the name of my web log (blog) from "womensuckass.blogspot" to "stupid-women.blogspot".  I have decided to change it for two reasons:

#1. doing a search for "women suck ass" resulted in a bunch of porn sites, which I did not want, and

#2. changing the name of your blog results your blog not showing up easily on searches (this happened when I originally tried to change the name of my blog over a year ago; so I changed it back to its original name, womensuckass.blogspot). However, since my blog isn't showing up anyway, there is no longer an incentive for me to keep the old name, which inadvertently makes porn sites show up.

While "women suck" and "stupid women" have a different feel, maybe a search for "stupid women" (rather than "women suck ass") will yield better results (if at all).

I don't expect anyone to be able to find my web log ever again; so if you are one of the lucky people to have stumbled upon my website, CONGRATULATIONS.  If you happen to like what you see (most people won't), then I suggest you bookmark it or keep a copy of the webaddress somewhere).

Lastly, since it clearly needs repeating, I DON'T HATE WOMEN.  I just hate SOME women. Many women really SUCK. Even other women think SOME women suck. Hence the title of my web log. However, titling my blog "Some Women Suck" isn't very catchy.

Cheers,

Mr. SUKRAM

# Women Suck
# Stupid Women
# Women are stupid

(p.s. I will begin including hashtags like this in hopes they will help this blog show up on searches. No offense meant to all the nice women out there).

June 21, 2018

Happy (belated) Father's Day - feminists suck

Seems like feminazis (feminists) and stupid women in industry aren't content with making money and/or trying to provide a quality product - now they are trying to preach to us and brainwash us.

[and just to be clear - I don't mean all women in industry are stupid; I mean there are women in industry who happen to be stupid - there is a difference, but I have to put this disclaimer since people get confused because they don't think critically]

What makes this even more ridiculous is that their loony ideas have absolutely nothing to do with the product they are selling.

There is a 'hashtag' called "#HappyFathersDayMom".  The basic idea is that not everyone grows up with a father and so women supposedly have to play both roles.

First of all, moms are not dads. Besides the fact that females are not males and never can be (I'm talking to you, trangenders), females and males have different perspectives on things and often times approach things differently.

Being a single mom does not also make you a dad. It just makes you a mom that has to do way more work than you might normally do.

Second, it is callous and disrespectful.  I can't even imagine the outrage from feminists and women if somebody created a 'hashtag' called "HappyMothersDayDad".  It would be considered "sexist" and "an attack on women".  It would be accused of demeaning the role of mothers. But these politically-correct social justice warrior millennnial idiots are too dumb to see the irony in this.

If you happen to be someone that doesn't have a father, then just ignore the holiday and don't celebrate it.  There is no need to try to co-opt it and shove your 'daddy issues' in other people's faces.


#1: Angel Soft brand Toilet Paper:

This ad campaign apparently came out last year in 2017.  It shows a bunch of crybaby whiners complaining about how they didn't have a dad growing up so their moms did everything (no wonder they are so screwed up.  Allegedly most men in prison, most school shooters, and girls/boys with emotional problems were raised by single mothers).

Here some some screenshots of this freakshow:













These cretins are trying to play the victim but they are actually just perpetrating hatred against men in general and fathers in particular.


#2: LG brand (applicances and electronics) - India division

I don't know when this ad campaign came out but I only heard about it a few days ago. It shows a bunch of sniveling brats who have been told (coached and brainwashed) what to say by some demented man-haters.  One of them even says "my dad showed me how to shave my face because they shave their legs everyday - here meet my dad" - then he reveals his mother.

I consider this sort of social conditioning a form of child abuse, so maybe it's the parents who are mostly to blame (assuming the women in the video are actually the kid's parents and not just some actors rounded up by the LG marketing department).

They all think they are being so cute and so clever but really it's just nauseating.  Below are screenshots of these mentally enslaved zombies:





 freak

 derp

 dummy

 troll






In conclusion:

These commercials were cringe worthy and painful to watch.  However I'm glad I was made aware of them because I will NEVER EVER buy Angel Soft toilet paper again (that was my favorite brand of toilet paper and the one I always bought, unless I couldn't find it at the store). A couple of times I even went out of my way to buy it. But no more.

I bought a couple of LG appliances a few years ago. If I had known how LG felt about men I would not have purchased their products, but it's too late.  However, I will not buy any of their products in the future. In fact, if ever my current cell phone stopped working, I had planned on buying an LG cell phone. But no longer. I will choose another brand if I am ever in need of a new phone.

Looks like my choice of consumer goods is getting smaller and smaller each day.

But regardless, happy belated fathers day TO ALL THE REAL FATHERS (not the deadbeats and not the women pretending to be fathers).

@LGIndia
+LGIndia
www.LG.com
@LGUSAMobile
@LGUS
twitter.com/lgus

www.angelsoft.com
@AngelSoft

February 28, 2018

Racial Harmon-y


According to the Huffyton Boast (Huffington Post), a teenage woman made a false rape accusation, although fortunately no one was identified or arrested before she confessed to lying.

Breana Harmon (19) of Pottsboro, TX was reported missing when her car was found with the door open and some of her personal belongings scattered on the ground.  A few hours later she walked into a church wearing only her t-shirt, bra, and underwear, claiming she had been raped by 3 black males. Harmon is a white woman.

However, it turned out the lying skank had gotten into a fight with her fiancé, and was so upset she cut herself and her clothes.  She said she made up the rape story because she didn't want her family to be angry with her.

So this nasty woman actually thinks that her family being upset at her is somehow worse than accusing innocent people of rape. Wow. First World Problem.

Her scuzzy lawyer claims she was "remorseful" for what she did.  According to the 'news' article, falsifying  government documents in relation to kidnapping and sexual assault is a felony, but Harmon will see no jail time (instead, she will be given probation or community service).

Western women are the most privileged people in the world; they are so spoiled they think nothing of ruining other people's lives just to avoid getting in trouble.  You would have to be pampered and spoiled to think that mommy and daddy being angry with you is so bad that falsely accusing another person of a crime is somehow reasonable.

I was actually surprised that this article came out in the Huffyton Boast (I would think they would hide stories like this from the general public), until I realized that the accuser (criminal) was white and the accused (innocent victim) were black.  The Huffyton Boast is all about white on black crime (never the other way around, unless they can spin it somehow).

Had it been a black female that falsely accused white males of gang raping her (like the Duke Lacrosse scandal), or if it had been a white female accusing 3 white males of raping her, this story would have never made it on Huffyton Boast.  That is why they are Fake News.

Her fiancé should seriously reconsider being engaged to this nutjob. It might one day be him on the receiving end of her false accusations. Or one of his friends.



@HuffPost
#FakeNews
#FeminismIsCancer


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Original Article and link below:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/no-jail-texas-teen-lied-202854635.html

No Jail For Texas Teen Who Lied About Being Raped By 3 Black Men

David Moye
HuffPost  •  February 27, 2018


A North Texas teenager who falsely claimed she was kidnapped and raped by three black men last March will likely serve no jail time.

On Thursday, 19-year-old Breana Harmon of Pottsboro pleaded guilty to four felony charges of tampering with physical evidence and government documents in relation to false reports of kidnapping and sexual assault.

“She’s very remorseful for what she did and what she said, and that’s why she decided to plead guilty,” Harmon’s attorney Bob Jarvis told the Sherman Herald Democrat. No suspects were ever identified or arrested in the case.

Harmon will be sentenced March 20. Her plea deal has two possible punishments: regular probation or deferred adjudication, which often involves fulfilling a requirement, such as treatment or community service. Neither involves jail time.

On March 8, 2017, Harmon was reported missing to the Denison Police Department after witnesses noticed the door to her vehicle was open with personal items, including a phone and keys, scattered on the ground.

A few hours later, Harmon walked into a church wearing only a shirt, bra and underwear. She said she had been kidnapped by three black males wearing ski masks, according to the Sherman Herald Democrat. Harmon claimed the men assaulted her and and that she was raped by two men while a third held her down.

Investigators noticed inconsistencies in Harmon’s story within in a few days. Medical workers didn’t find evidence she had been raped, and the holes in a pair of blue jeans discovered at the alleged crime scene didn’t match her injuries, according to the Dallas Morning News.

“The puzzle pieces just weren’t coming together,” Denison Police Chief Jay Burch said, according to the Morning News.

Harmon told police two weeks later that she made up the rape and that cuts on her body were self-inflicted.

She told officers that she was upset after she and her fiancé had been fighting, according to the Herald Democrat. Harmon said she cut herself and her clothes, then made up the rape story because she didn’t want her family to be angry with her.

Burch said Harmon’s false allegations have hurt the community, especially its African-American residents.

“Breana [Harmon’s] hoax was also insulting to our community and especially offensive to the African-American community due to her description of the so-called suspects in her hoax,” Burch said, according to the Herald Democrat. “The anger and hurt caused from such a hoax are difficult and all so unnecessary.”

•    This article originally appeared on HuffPost.


December 20, 2016

Yoga Yetis



300 lbs women, err - About 300 women (i.e. harpies with too much time on their hands) took to the streets to protest a letter they saw in a local newspaper.

Alan Sorrentino, a 63-year old man from Barrinton, Rhode Island wrote a letter to the Barrington Times that stated, “To all yoga pant wearers, I struggle with my own physicality as I age. I don’t want to struggle with yours.  Yoga pants can be adorable on children and young women. However, on mature, adult women there is something bizarre and disturbing about the appearance they make in public. Yuck!

Alan Sorrentino


Though I personally don’t believe his statement is 100% correct, I thought it was relatively harmless (and funny; after all, he also included a self-deprecating comment).  Not so to the attention-seeking, eternally-offended feminists, however.






The hateful response from these banshees was surprising (or not really, if you are familiar with feminazis).  The article states that “Jamie Burke, a 40-year-old mom of two, was so outraged by his letter that she organized a peaceful protest that marched right to Sorrentino's door.”

Peaceful?  Yeah right.  These corpulent cunts and their supporters left threatening messages on Mr. Sorrentino’s telephone, telling him to “watch his a*s*s” and “We're showing up to your house, you f**k!”.  He was also told his house would be vandalized.

Imagine if these kind of people protested outside your door – pretty intimidating, no?


So let’s turn this around.  Say it was a 63-year old woman who said older men should not be wearing sneakers because those are for young people, and all these men walked up to her house protesting and leaving threatening messages on her phone.  That would be considered “violence against women” and “sexist” by the media and the feminazis.

But when feminists do this to an old man, it’s considered acceptable.

Truly a sick society we live in.






Normally I would have supported the protesters’ views (because I don’t care what people wear, even if they look bad in it), however, because of their behavior and the way they handled this incident, I’m going to call them out.  I don’t like calling people names either, but they deserve it so here it goes:

These nasty bovine bitches need to get a life and need to grow a thicker skin.  The correct response would have been to simply ignore Mr. Sorrentino’s letter, or to write in a rebuttal letter to the newspaper.  But instead, these washed-up skanks decided to make a mountain out of a molehill.  This protest was entirely over the top and unnecessary (there are more important issues in the world that are in need of a protest).

'Outraged' mother of 2, Jamie Burke - LOL.

Here she is again: duh . . . my wittle feewings are hurt . . .boo hoo hoo :(



and here is the morning show cunt who thought the protest was a nice idea



300 losers picking on a single old man?  Yeah, you guys are really tough, aren’t you?  What a pathetic bunch of shrill hags.  I feel sorry for their kids (the ones who took their children on this mock crusade).  Nice parenting.  I hope all of them spill their latte’s on their yoga pants.









 Hashtag warriors.  LOL



You're 53?  That's nice.  Would you like a prize for participating in life, since you obviously wont' be getting the blue ribbon?






Mmm-hmm . . .





And finally, since the harpies in Rhode Island responded so caustically, I will respond in kind:




Pick your battles, people.  This particular one was not worth it.





April 15, 2016

WOW! (war on women)



North Korea


Feminists claim there is some sort of “War on Women”.  However, I don’t see the government sending soldiers out in order to capture and detain women.  I don’t see any paramilitary groups shooting at women or locking them up.  I don’t see death squads or groups of “irregulars” pulling women out of homes and executing them.’

What is this “War on Women” I keep hearing about?  I don’t see any of those things happening when I step outside of my home on my way to work or to the grocery store.

Am I just blind?  It can’t be that.  I just went to the optometrist a couple of weeks ago and my eyesight hasn’t changed.



If anything, I see people bending over backwards to prove to each other that they “support women” (as if nobody in the world supported them before, ever).  I see movies making it a point of having so-called “strong female leads”.  I see the media fawning over successful “women entrepreneurs”.  I even see people making excuses for bad things women do (things that would not be tolerated from a male).  I see women-only gyms, women-only clubs, etc.

Hmmm . . .  Are feminists living in some sort of fourth dimension or alternate universe?  Or am I?

I might write more on this subject in another post, but I just wanted to throw that out there.

Katy Perry

March 30, 2016

Show Me Your Johnson


A nurse in upstate New York got into trouble with the law for taking pictures of an unconscious man’s genitals.

Kristen Johnson, a nurse at Upstate University Hospital used an iPhone 5 to take pictures of the patient and send them via text message.

A story from Syracuse.com stated that “She was charged with two counts of felony second-degree unlawful surveillance and one count of second-degree disseminating unlawful surveillance, a misdemeanor.” Ms. Johnson agreed to give up her license for a reduced sentence.

Now, if this had been a male nurse and female patient, his felony charge would probably have included “sexual assault” (even if he hadn’t touched her).  But fortunately for Ms. Johnson our feminist society treats women differently.

Expect some new “Shot on iPhone” panoramic ads soon . . .

pervo Kristen Johnson: Giving a new meaning to the term "naughty nurse".


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Sources:

http://www.syracuse.com/crime/index.ssf/2015/05/upstate_nurse_photographed_mans_genitals_videoed_nurse_cleaning_bloodclot_record.html




March 24, 2016

Fed Up - Thrown Down

A mother flung her two children to their deaths in the Russian City of Moscow (on June 25, 2012).

Galina Ryabkova, 30, threw her two sons (4 and 7 years old) from the 15th floor of her apartment building because she was "fed up with them", according to the news story (see source below).  When asked if those were her children by a neighbor, Ryabkova allegedly responded, 'yes, I threw them away'.

She allegedly tried to kill her kids by dropping a hairdryer into the bathtub while her sons were having their bath, but the short circuit cut the power.  When that didn't work she allegedly lured the children from their 8th floor apartment to the 15th floor of the building, having told them they were going to fly paper airplanes.


Feminists would probably be proud of her, having killed two males.  Or, they would simply blame her husband for 'not supporting her enough'.

Feminists complain that men take advantage of the fact that they are physically stronger than women in order to abuse women.  Well, looks like some women take advantage of their superior strength over children to abuse them as well.


Sources below:
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2164575/Russian-mother-killed-sons-aged-4-7-throwing-15th-floor-balcony-fed-behaviour.html

DAILY MAIL .com

Russian mother killed her two sons, aged 4 and 7, by throwing them from 15th-floor balcony because she was ‘fed up’ with their behaviour

·    Galina Ryabkova, 30, was seen looking emotionless on surveillance video from the block of flats following the incident
·    Neighbours in the complex were alerted after hearing the bodies of the boys hitting the ground
·    The mother said she was 'fed up with children,' and 'decided to get rid of them'


By Anthony Bond
Published: 15:21 EST, 25 June 2012 | Updated: 01:28 EST, 26 June 2012


A mother has been arrested after allegedly throwing her two young sons to their deaths from a 15th-floor balcony because she was 'fed up' with them.


Galina Ryabkova, 30, was seen looking emotionless on surveillance video taken from the block of flats in Moscow, Russia, in the moments following the incident.

Neighbours in the complex were alerted after hearing the bodies of the boys, aged 4 and 7, hitting the ground.

 Despite the efforts of neighbours, the youngsters died before the emergency services arrived.

According to RT, the woman said she was 'fed up with children,' and 'decided to get rid of them'.

The woman - whose husband was away on a business trip - lived on the 8th floor of the building and it is believed she took the children to the 15th floor before throwing them off on Sunday.

One neighbour in the same apartment block described the horrific scenes following the incident to Life News.

The man, who wished to remain anonymous, said his wife woke him up to say that children were falling out of the building.

The couple ran out to see the two children lying on the ground in front of the main entrance to the complex.

The man added: 'Just at that time their mother was leaving the building. We asked her if these were her children and she replied, emotionlessly, "Yes, I threw them away.”'

CCTV from the apartment block - as reported by New York Daily News - shows one of the children landing just out of frame at the front of the building.

It then shows Mrs Ryabkova coming downstairs wearing jeans and a white T-shirt.

As she calmly sits in the lobby of the building, shocked neighbours surround her in an attempt to prevent her from escaping.

The video ends by showing police officers arrive at the building to discover the grim scene and arrest the mother.

It has been reported that Mrs Ryabkova has attempted to kill herself in the past and that her husband may have been cheating on her.

Mrs Ryabkova will be sent to a psychiatric hospital for tests while the investigation into what happened continues.

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https://www.rt.com/news/mother-kills-children-russia-618/

RT .com

'Fed up' mother throws two sons from 15th floor, killing both

Published time: 24 Jun, 2012 19:20 | Edited time: 25 Jun, 2012 02:30



A Russian woman threw her four- and seven-year-old sons out the window from the 15th floor, with both boys dying before an ambulance arrived. She explained that she was “fed up with children," and "decided to get rid of them.”

Neighbors said they were shocked when they heard bodies hitting the ground.

“I was standing near the window and heard a loud smack,” Life News tabloid quotes Tatiana Gumanyova, who lives in the same apartment building, as saying. “I did not pay attention, thought that the child just stumbled and fell. But then I heard one more smack.”

The neighbor said that the mother, Galina Ryabkova, stayed calm until police arrived.

“My wife woke me up and said that there were children falling out. We ran out and saw two children lying on the ground in front of the main door. Just at that time their mother was leaving the building. We asked her if these were her children and she replied, emotionlessly, ‘Yes, I threw them away,’” the tabloid quotes another neighbor as saying.

Police arrested Ryabkova as she left the apartment building where she lived with her husband and children.
She briefly tried to resist, but was detained and delivered to local police headqarters.

During the interrogation she behaved oddly, but calmly, saying that nobody needs her. She claimed that her children were now “angels in heaven,” Sergey Markin, the Investigative Committee spokesperson, told RIA Novosti.

Hours after the crime, Ryabkova refused to talk to investigators.

She will be delivered to a psychiatric hospital, where she will be under security while the investigation is on.
Some reports claim that 30-year old Ryabkova tried to time her crime to coincide with her husband's return from either vacation or a business trip.

Meanwhile, media is speculating on reports of possible reasons that could draw Ryabkova to kill her underage sons.

According to one version, she suspected her husband of having an affair, while another suggests that financial problems forced her to throw both children out of the window.

Police say that the family lived in a new apartment building. However, when police officers walked in they saw uncolored walls, without wallpaper, and toys and clothes were scattered about the apartment.
Neighbors said that quite often Ryabkova complained of a lack of money, Life News reported.

However, different reports say that Ryabkova’s husband works in IT in Moscow, and the family has always been considered successful and has never been on social services’ watch list.

“She did complain to neighbors that she and her husband were incompatible, said something about a difficult financial situation. But we saw nothing suspicious,” neighbors say.


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https://www.rt.com/news/mother-killer-throw-chilfren-arrested-752/

RT .com

‘Fed-up’ mother made two attempts to murder her sons on the same day 

Published time: 26 Jun, 2012 13:09 | Edited time: 27 Jun, 2012 17:13



A 27-year-old mother attempted to electrocute her four- and seven-year-old sons earlier in the day she threw them out of a 15th floor.

The investigators say Galina Ryabkova tried to drop a hairdryer into a bath while bathing the boys. Some reports suggest she was taking the bath with them too. But the short circuit cut the power, and it is then the police say she decided to throw her sons off the balcony.

She invited them to fly paper planes and they went upstairs to a shared balcony on the 15th floor. Witnesses say after throwing her children she attempted to jump too. But apparently she changed her mind and went down the staircase.

Prosecutors say during interrogation Galina behaved oddly, but calmly, saying that nobody needed her. She claimed that her children were now “angels in heaven,” said the investigators. Her state-appointed lawyer claimed the woman is in a trance.

After the tragedy her somewhat wry smile was captured on the CCTV tape in the porch of the apartment building when she came downstairs, says online news tabloid LifeNews.

The woman has been arrested and is to undergo a psychiatric examination.

The police say Ryabkova will soon be charged with the murder of two children. If convicted, she could face the maximum punishment – life imprisonment.

Witnesses have revealed more details of the family life of the woman.

Some say Ryabkova often left her children at home alone, locking them in and leaving for 3-4 hours to go roller-skating.

Others say she often complained she did not have any money.

“What shall I do?” she used to question. “My husband has left. The children are hungry, no food to eat. What shall I do?”

Some people recall however she never beat her children or shouted at them.

Some of her neighbors say she desperately wanted her children to go to a kindergarten and wanted to work there to secure a place for them, as the nursery school was full – and this could have triggered the tragedy. Kindergarten authorities argue they granted her kids a place but she refused.

Ryabkova’s family life has also sparked concerns. According to one report, she suspected her husband of having an affair and the couple was on the edge of divorce. Others say, he worked a lot and was spending little time with his wife and kids.

Psychiatrists believe the woman must have been in deep depression.

“Her actions resemble that of a so-called “extended suicide” when a person in depression first kills their children and then kills themselves,” an employee of a Scientific Center for Social and Forensic Psychiatry said.

He also explained the fear of adults is the main cause of violence against children. And only qualified psychiatric aid can prevent a tragedy.

“A weak person attacks only those who are weaker – that’s the law of nature,” he added. “The main problem is a lack of a defense mechanism: children have little rights against their parents.”

Meanwhile, reports suggest Ryabkova's husband Sergey nearly collapsed when he learnt what had happened. Since the incident he has not talked to his wife.

September 15, 2015

Women are better than men? I don't think so.



Just for fun, I did a google search for "women are better than men". One of the first articles that came up was some lightweight piece in Cosmopolitan Magazine called "14 Things Women Do Better Than Men".
( http://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/advice/g1711/women-better-than-men-things/ )

I have listed all 14 points they made (in italics), with my comments in plain text.  The first picture is one that was actually embedded in the article.



14 Things Women Do Better Than Men
By Christie Griffin

It's almost 9:30 and the inbox looks as bad as the outbox. I guess women are better procrastinators than men. And why is the clock facing outward?


"We're still annoyed at the recent study that found men throw better than women (we know puh-lenty of women who can out-throw men). That said, there are tons of studies proving women have some amazing abilities that men lack. So, we rounded up some of our favorites. Hello, ego boost!"

Really, you’re STILL annoyed about that?
And who are the "plenty of women who can outthrow men"??? Pray tell.
Anyway, that's just ONE thing men are better at.  Are you guys (gals) so insecure that you feel the need to rattle off 14 things in response?  Ha ha. Losers.


"1. We learn better.
A study done at the University of Georgia and Columbia University found that women are better learners—basically, we have a better approach to expanding our minds. And, according to researchers, women tend to be more attentive, flexible, and organized. So at work, you're more likely to understand the task at hand better than your male coworker. Booyah."


If you actually read the article they are referring to, it’s a lightweight, “1-minute read” that even admits it is not talking about cognitive skills, but rather talks about behavior in the classroom (“which may lead teachers to give girls higher grades than boys.”).

Darn - this pencil mustache is going to cost me an A+!!!


"2. We're smarter.
According to a study of IQ tests from around the world, women have higher IQs than men. Researcher James Flynn checked out the IQs of people from the U.S., Europe, Canada, New Zealand, Argentine, and Estonia, and found that women came out on top. Score."


According to the article, this is the first time in 100 years that this has happened. I think we need to test for 100 years more before we draw such conclusions (to account for any variability). Just sayin’.

But if it's true, then we should expect to see more life-changing inventions by females. Or will we only see upper managers like Sheryl Sandberg and Carly Fiorina taking up space on this earth?  I guess time will tell.




"3. We're cleaner.
A study from San Diego State University of offices across the U.S. found that men’s desks and offices are germier than women's. Researchers discovered that men had anywhere from 10 to 20 percent more bacteria in their workspaces than women—and scientists say it's because they tend to be less hygenic. Ick."


Probably true in general (but not in my experience). Although, what they failed to mention is that the original article (a lightweight article from “Livescience”.com) also stated that in addition to men possibly being less hygienic, men also tend to be bigger than women (and so have a greater surface area for bacteria to shed from). This was conveniently left out of the cosmo article.

Tssk Tssk, Christie Griffin. I guess women are also better at hiding things (like facts?)

Plus, have you ever looked inside a woman’s purse? Gross.


"4. We interview better.
A new study out of the University of Western Ontario found that women are better at handling the stress of a job interview. Researchers found that, while women get more freaked beforehand about interviewing, we do better in the actual event. Why? We prepare more before the big moment."


So basically, women freak out before the interview, and men freak out during the interview.  This one seems like a wash. Or maybe not.

I wonder if a pencil mustache will jump start this interview . . .

The link to the original article was dead (but it was another (possibly lightweight) article from “Livescience”, just like #3 above).


"5. We evolve hotter.
A recent study revealed that women are getting better looking through evolution; meanwhile, men are staying the same. After following more than 2,000 people through four decades of life, the study showed that attractive women had 16 percent more children than average-looking chicks and that beautiful people are 36 percent more likely to have a daughter as their firstborn. All those gorgeous daughters mean more beautiful women than in past generations."


That means with each generation, males can mate with increasingly more attractive females, while women have to keep on settling for the same type of men. I think we all know who the real winner is in this case. HA!

hot gal, ugly guy



"6. We survive car accidents more often.
This is sad but true: Men are 77 percent more likely to die in a car accident than women, according to a study done by Carnegie Mellon University. Our boyfriends should be thanking us when we nag them to 'Wear your seatbelt!'"


There is no link to the original article, and the Cosmo article above does not mention if the fact that men drive more than women was taken into account.  Obviously if you drive more, the chances of you dying in a car accident are greatly increased (duh!)




"7. We're better at seeking comfort.
A Mind survey of 2,000 people revealed that women are far more likely than men to talk through their problems. Fifty-three percent of women talk to their friends about what's stressing them out, as opposed to 29 percent of men"


This is not a surprise. Women need to be constantly comforted for every little thing.  Men don’t have that luxury.  On the flip side however, men are better at sucking it up. SNAP!


"8. We're more recession-proof.
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 80 percent of those who have lost their jobs since December 2007 have been men. Ouch. This could be because male-dominated fields have been hit the hardest, like manufacturing and finance. That really sucks...but hey, maybe it's time more men became nurses and educators."


I wouldn’t say that has anything to do with women being inherently “better” (it has more to do with economics).  But I will concede that women have been hit less hard regarding the recession.  But aren’t women always complaining about how there aren’t enough women in traditionally ‘male dominated fields’?  Instead of gloating, these bitches should be thankful that it’s us and not them. Just saying.


"9. We graduate college more often.
We already know that female enrollment is higher than male, but the Department of Education's statistics reveal that men are also less likely than women to graduate and get their bachelor's degrees. Men are also more likely to take longer than five years to complete their degree."


(is it because we enroll in more difficult majors?)  Regardless, we still only hear about girls needing 'help' and 'role models' and 'programs' to help them succeed.  We never hear the same for boys.  Is it just me or is something wrong this picture?




"10. We eat healthier.
A survey of more than 14,000 people, conducted by the University of Minnesota, showed that women choose far healthier foods than men. While men are more likely to chow down on frozen pizza and red meat, women are piling fruits and veggies onto their plates. It all sounds pretty obvious, but we get so much grief for our chocolate addictions that we just had to point this one out!"


There is no link to the study, but this one is not a surprise.  One point for women (wheeeee!!!)




"11. We have stronger immune systems.
No wonder men act like such babies when they have a sniffle — women really do have stronger immune systems than men! If there are little battles going on in our bodies, women have a secret weapon: estrogen. A study done by McGill University indicated that estrogen gives women an edge when it comes to fighting off infections. That's because estrogen confronts a certain enzyme that often hinders the body's first line of defense against bacteria and viruses."


There is no link to the so-called 'study', though I don’t know of any men that act like babies when they have a sniffle (it takes being sick as a dog to act that way).  Too bad their allegedly superior immune system can’t do anything about their periods!!! (if you really want to see someone acting like a baby, or a total beeyotch).

Though in my experience, women seem to call in sick more than men do.


"12. We live longer.
Among the world's population of those who are over 100 years old, 85 percent are women, according to the New England Centenarian Study. In general, women continue to live five to 10 years longer than men as well."


Mother nature is sexist. Or is it something else?




"13. We're better managers, especially in this economy.
This one is a little controversial, but a slew of experts are confident that women make greater bosses because they are better listeners, mentors, problem solvers, and multitaskers than their male counterparts. In a recent Daily News article, management expert Jay Forte said, 'It's a very service-oriented economy [right now], so you need employees to be motivated. Women are better connectors than men and more astute about knowing how to activate passion in their employees.'"


A little controversial? How about a lot!  There is no link to the study (so I’m not sure who the “slew of experts” really is).  Speaking purely from my own experience, there appears to be no difference (I’ve had great male and female bosses, and bad male and female bosses).

Not to mention other controversial findings where even women prefer to work with men.
http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/01/why-dont-more-women-want-to-work-with-other-women/283216/

Nice try, though.


"14. We invest better.
A study of 100,000 portfolios showed that women's investment returns outperform men's, 18 percent to 11 percent. This could be because women are typically more cautious with their investment decisions and think longer term."


18 versus 11 percent seems like quite a stretch, but the link is dead, so I can’t confirm it.  Too bad they aren’t more cautious or take the ‘long view’ with their dating choices!!




Women win. Or do they?