June 20, 2012

Sex (part 2) - Tired bitch and her smartphone

She goes to bed before you do, she wakes up after you do, she takes a nap during weekends (when you don’t), and she still complains that she’s too tired for sex.  What is wrong with this stupid bitch?  How can anyone need so much sleep?  Does she need to go to the hospital and get checked?  Is she cheating on you?  Or does she actually hate and resent you but stays with you because she doesn’t want to be out there playing the field?  Has she resigned herself to the fact that she has to look at the same boring face day after day and is blaming you for taking all the fun out of her life?; even though she agreed to be with you (marriage, going steady, whatever you two decided) in the first place?

Is she always wondering if the grass is greener on the other side?  Is it no longer enough to have a devoted husband or boyfriend with a steady job who isn’t trying to empty her bank account?  What is the source of her unhappiness or unsatisfaction?  And why won’t she open up if you ask her what’s wrong?  Is it because she doesn’t know herself?  Is it true that even women don’t know what the hell they want, so why should guys even bother to figure it out?

Is she just bored with you and with life?  Nowadays women (at least in the west) can have everything (education, career, kids, husband/father, nice house/car, clothes, iphones, etc) – and yet it is not enough.  They seem almost contemptuous of everything they have (except for maybe their iphone).

Does her iphone know something we don’t?  Maybe that’s why they call them smartphones.


June 15, 2012

Sex (part 1) & Father’s Day: Why wives/moms suck




Women (in this case wives/moms) come up with lamest excuses why they don’t want to have sex.

They claim that it’s because they are overworked (full time job, parental responsibilities, etc).

Bullshit.

I say bullshit because, at least in the western world, many (if not most) dads/men do all this - and more.  We work full time, we have long commutes, we cook and clean, we do laundry, we run errands, we give kids baths and read them stories and take them out on the weekend and help them with their homework, etc.  When that's done we may mow lawns, wax cars, clean rain gutters. Whatever needs to get done.

In many cases the husband wakes up BEFORE the wife does during the week, and goes to bed AFTER.  Yet you don’t see the guy complaining being "too tired to have sex".

Bitch please. The only thing that is tired are all these so-called reasons for not wanting sex.

A woman can spend two hours at night watching television, but ask her for some 1 on 1 time and she all of a sudden is "exhausted".

It's pretty obvious that women just hate having sex.  Or maybe they hate their husbands.  Or maybe they hate both.  Either way, women suck.  They are horrible selfish self-centered insensitive jerks.

The sad thing is, these sick disgusting skanks would probably give it up at a truck stop to the first guy that hits on them, but they would never think of performing the same courtesy on the guy that matters the most.  Gross.  Then they wonder why men stray.