Break Up, Gunned Down

Satoya Johnson, 30, was indicted in March for the murder of her boyfriend Alton Montina, 30. She shot him with a gun after he broke up with her (back in October of 2017).  Johnson’s skuzzy lawyer claimed that the shooting was in “self defense”.

[Defense from being single?]

The deceased victim’s mother claims that Johnson had been violent with her son in the past.

Breakups are never easy; (they can even be deadly).

Satoya Johnson - "she loved him to death"

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Link and text of article below:

https://nypost.com/2018/03/27/girlfriend-accused-of-killing-boyfriend-for-allegedly-dumping-her/

Girlfriend accused of killing boyfriend for allegedly dumping her

By Jackie Salo
March 27, 2018 | 6:18pm

A Florida woman is accused of shooting and killing her boyfriend while he was allegedly trying to dump her, according to reports.

Satoya Johnson, 30, appeared in court Monday on second-degree murder charges in connection to the death of her 30-year-old boyfriend, Alton Montina, news station WPLG reported.

Authorities said they responded Oct. 28 to Montina’s apartment in North Lauderdale and found him dead from a gunshot wound.

Johnson, who was indicted last week by a grand jury, confessed to detectives that she shot her boyfriend, according to WPLG.

Montina’s mom, Francena Hick, said her son was attempting to break up with Johnson when she gunned him down at his apartment. The mother claimed that the suspect had been violent in the past with him.
Johnson’s lawyer, however, argued the shooting was self-defense, the Sun Sentinel reported.

“I believe the evidence is going to clearly show that there was not any violation of the law and she was simply defending herself at the time of the terrible tragedy,” attorney Ken Padowitz told the newspaper. “My client intends to vigorously fight these charges.”

A Broward County judge ordered Johnson be held without bond at the Monday hearing.

The Fat and the Skinny of it

A 300-pound behemoth in Erie, PA smothered and killed her boyfriend after an argument they had. He weighed just 120 pounds.

Windi Thomas, 44, admitted to hitting, cutting, and sitting on her boyfriend Keeno Butler, 44.  She told detectives and the 911 dispatcher that she struck him with the leg of a table and cut him with a knife. The autopsy showed he was stabbed and beaten.  Police say she pinned the victim down and put her weight on his chest.

The articles don’t say what the argument was about.
(My guess is that he took the last fried chicken leg and wouldn’t share it with her.  Either that or he gave the wrong answer when she asked him “do these yoga pants make me look fat?”)

(to see how women react to this touchy topic, here is my earlier post on women and yoga pants):
http://womensuckass.blogspot.com/2016/12/yoga-yetis.html

Windi Thomas . . . should have picked on someone her own size

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link and text to original articles:

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/woman-charged-in-boyfriends-death-may-face-more-charges/

Nation & World
Woman charged in boyfriend’s death may face more charges

Originally published March 19, 2018 at 5:15 am

By
The Associated Press

ERIE, Pa. (AP) — Authorities say a woman who admitted hitting, cutting and sitting on her boyfriend during a deadly dispute may soon be facing more serious charges.

Erie police say 44-year-old city resident Windi Thomas now faces two counts of aggravated assault, along with charges of possessing instruments of crime and recklessly endangering another person.
Keeno Butler’s death is being investigated as a homicide, although a cause of death hasn’t yet been determined. Once that ruling is made, authorities will decide if more serious charges are warranted.
Authorities say Thomas told a 911 dispatcher she killed Butler in their apartment early Sunday, striking him several times with a table leg and cutting him with a knife.

Bail was set at $150,000 for Thomas. It wasn’t known Monday if she’s retained an attorney.


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http://www.kitv.com/story/37769554/woman-charged-with-murder-plus-new-details-of-crime

Woman Charged with Murder Plus New Details of Crime

Posted: Mar 20, 2018 1:52 PM PST  |  Updated: Mar 20, 2018 1:52 PM PST
By Paul Wagner

An Erie woman is now formally charged with killing her boyfriend over the weekend.
Forty-four year old Windi Thomas today was charged with a half dozen criminal counts including homicide.

She has been charged with assault.  The new charges were added based on the autopsy ruling that the death of her boyfriend, Keeno Butler, was a homicide.

Police say it happened during an argument in their East Avenue apartment.  In court documents, police say Thomas, who weighs 300 pounds, pinned down the victim and put her weight on his chest.  He weighed just 120 pounds.

But police say he was also stabbed and beaten.

Lt. Jon Peters of the Erie Police Major Crimes Unit said, "She did tell 911 that she did strike him with a board. But I think it really was the leg of a table, and she told our detectives the same thing."

Because Thomas is now charged with homicide, she is now in the Erie County Prison without bond.


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http://www.yourerie.com/news/local-news/woman-admits-to-killing-boyfriend-faces-30-40-years-in-prison/1066011519

Woman admits to killing boyfriend, faces 30-40 years in prison

Updated: Mar 21, 2018 11:16 AM EDT

Following the results of an autopsy, a woman who told police that she killed her boyfriend is now facing a murder charge.  

After this week's autopsy, 44-year-old Windi Thomas now faces criminal homicide and murder charges in the death of 44-year-old Keeno Butler.

Erie Police say she called 9-1-1 early Sunday morning saying she killed her boyfriend.  When police arrived to 1019 East Avenue, they found Butler on the floor.  Thomas could face decades behind bars.  Lieutenant Jon Peters tells us, "There's multiple misdemeanors, obviously, homicide is a felony. So, depending on her criminal history, it could range anywhere from 30 to 40 years."

Thomas is being held at Erie County Prison without bond. Police are still investigating.

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Anniversary Bash

 Don't let the friendly demeanor fool you . . . it's Stone cold

Ronnie Alexander, 41, forgot his anniversary and therefore failed to tell his wife Carole Stone, 35, “happy anniversary”.  Instead of berating him or giving him the cold shoulder like a normal person, she decided to bash him by hitting him in the head and face multiple times, then shoving him to the ground.

Alexander recorded the incident on his cellphone and showed the video to deputies at the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office. Stone was arrested. and charged with domestic battery.

According to the article, “it is unclear how long they have been married’.
(I say probably not for much longer.)

Also according to the article, Stone was “held on a $150 bond”.
(If he bails her out, I’d say that’s a pretty good anniversary present.)

 The happy couple on FaceBook.

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 Link and article text:

 http://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article206429614.html

Husband forgot their wedding anniversary. Wife gave him a bash he won’t soon forget.


By Howard Cohen
hcohen@miamiherald.com
March 22, 2018 04:09 PM  |  Updated 1 hour 2 minutes ago


Carol Lynn Stone was charged with domestic battery by Pasco County Sheriff’s Office on March 21, 2018. She is accused of beating her husband after he forgot their wedding anniversary. Pasco County Sheriff’s Office

Carol Stone might have expected an anniversary bash. At the very least, a “Happy anniversary, honey!” from her husband.

But when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary, Pasco County deputies say Stone bashed him — by smacking him multiple times in his head and face, leaving him marked with scratches, and pushing him to the ground.

Stone, 35, was arrested and charged with domestic battery on Wednesday by the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office. She was booked into Land O’ Lakes Detention Center in Central Florida and held on a $150 bond.

Ronnie William Alexander, 41, recorded the incident on his cellphone, Land O’ Lakes Patch reported, and showed the video of Stone allegedly hitting him to deputies. The couple have a 3-month-old son and it is unclear how long they have been married.

Stone told deputies she beat her husband because he forgot their anniversary, Fox 13 News reported.

Cliffhanger

On July 7, 2013, a black widow skank decided to murder her new husband by pushing him off a cliff about a week after their wedding.

Jordan Linn Graham, a 22-year-old Montana woman, pushed her husband, Cody Nathaniel Johnson, to his death at Glacier National Park (I'm assuming they were on their honeymoon?).  According to Graham's second story (she changed her story at least 3 times), they got into an argument and he ‘grabbed her arm’, after which she pushed him off the cliff.

She of course claims it was an accident, but I think we know better.

She also claims she was ‘unhappy’ with the relationship.
[So why did you marry him you idiot?  Are you also aware that divorce is legal in the United States?  Call me crazy, but isn’t getting a divorce or annulment better than murder?]  I guess not.

She originally told authorities that she last saw him driving away and didn’t know where he was.

Afterwards, she admitted to killing him.  She also allegedly said she lured him to the cliff and pushed him from behind.

A friend of the husband claims he had misgivings about Graham before the wedding.  I think marriage should come with a warning label.

Jordan Linn Graham:  If you run into her, better watch your back!

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Sources:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/newlywed-cliff-death-victims-friend-suspicious-jordan-linn/story?id=20222596

http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/27/justice/montana-newlywed-sentenced/

Stiff Drink

In 2013, a Springfield, Missouri woman, with the cooperation of her younger daughter (22), killed her husband and son by poisoning them with anti-freeze.  The mother/daughter duo also tried to kill the oldest daughter (24) but she survived.

She did it by putting flavorless anti-freeze into their soft drinks.

The youngest daughter (12) was next in line to be bumped off (but by all accounts remains unharmed).

The mother, Diane Staudte, gave the following reasons for poisoning her family members:
--Husband Mark: She “hated his guts” and allegedly threw things at her and the kids
--Son Shaun: She considered him a burden and “more than a pest” and said he would “interfere with whatever I would do” (Shaun was autistic).
--Daughter Sarah: Sarah had college debt that she (Diane Staudte) didn’t want to pay.  She said Sarah was a burden and “not needed”.

The youngest daughter was going to be poisoned because the mother claimed “I know there's no way in hell I'd be able to take care of her. I can't take care of me, so how could I ever take care of her?”  Fortunately for her, her mom and sister were caught before they could carry out their nefarious deed.

Diane Staudte’s accomplice, daughter Rachel, claims that her mother “was the only one who understood her” and that it was just going to be the two of them from now on.

The nurse at the hospital where daughter Sarah was (reluctantly) taken, got suspicious when the mother was “joking about her daughter's condition and talking about an upcoming vacation to Florida.”

[Talk about a low watt bulb.  That’s like rule #1 for suspected murderers (don’t look happy; pretend you are sad!).]

I presume the mother was going to use part of her husband’s $20,000 life insurance payout for a vacation (the rest she used to move to a nicer part of town).


I hope you spent that money quickly, Diane!
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Source: 

http://abcnews.go.com/US/mom-daughter-describe-killing-family-members-anti-freeze/story?id=38029438

Sex (part 2) - Tired bitch and her smartphone

She goes to bed before you do, she wakes up after you do, she takes a nap during weekends (when you don’t), and she still complains that she’s too tired for sex.  What is wrong with this stupid bitch?  How can anyone need so much sleep?  Does she need to go to the hospital and get checked?  Is she cheating on you?  Or does she actually hate and resent you but stays with you because she doesn’t want to be out there playing the field?  Has she resigned herself to the fact that she has to look at the same boring face day after day and is blaming you for taking all the fun out of her life?; even though she agreed to be with you (marriage, going steady, whatever you two decided) in the first place?

Is she always wondering if the grass is greener on the other side?  Is it no longer enough to have a devoted husband or boyfriend with a steady job who isn’t trying to empty her bank account?  What is the source of her unhappiness or unsatisfaction?  And why won’t she open up if you ask her what’s wrong?  Is it because she doesn’t know herself?  Is it true that even women don’t know what the hell they want, so why should guys even bother to figure it out?

Is she just bored with you and with life?  Nowadays women (at least in the west) can have everything (education, career, kids, husband/father, nice house/car, clothes, iphones, etc) – and yet it is not enough.  They seem almost contemptuous of everything they have (except for maybe their iphone).

Does her iphone know something we don’t?  Maybe that’s why they call them smartphones.

Sex (part 1) & Father’s Day: Why wives/moms suck

Women (in this case wives/moms) come up with lamest excuses why they don’t want to have sex.

They claim that it’s because they are overworked (full time job, parental responsibilities, etc).

Bullshit.

I say bullshit because, at least in the western world, many (if not most) dads/men do all this - and more.  We work full time, we have long commutes, we cook and clean, we do laundry, we run errands, we give kids baths and read them stories and take them out on the weekend and help them with their homework, etc.  When that's done we may mow lawns, wax cars, clean rain gutters. Whatever needs to get done.

In many cases the husband wakes up BEFORE the wife does during the week, and goes to bed AFTER.  Yet you don’t see the guy complaining being "too tired to have sex".

Bitch please. The only thing that is tired are all these so-called reasons for not wanting sex.

A woman can spend two hours at night watching television, but ask her for some 1 on 1 time and she all of a sudden is "exhausted".

It's pretty obvious that women just hate having sex.  Or maybe they hate their husbands.  Or maybe they hate both.  Either way, women suck.  They are horrible selfish self-centered insensitive jerks.

The sad thing is, these sick disgusting skanks would probably give it up at a truck stop to the first guy that hits on them, but they would never think of performing the same courtesy on the guy that matters the most.  Gross.  Then they wonder why men stray.