Sex (part 2) - Tired bitch and her smartphone

She goes to bed before you do, she wakes up after you do, she takes a nap during weekends (when you don’t), and she still complains that she’s too tired for sex.  What is wrong with this stupid bitch?  How can anyone need so much sleep?  Does she need to go to the hospital and get checked?  Is she cheating on you?  Or does she actually hate and resent you but stays with you because she doesn’t want to be out there playing the field?  Has she resigned herself to the fact that she has to look at the same boring face day after day and is blaming you for taking all the fun out of her life?; even though she agreed to be with you (marriage, going steady, whatever you two decided) in the first place?

Is she always wondering if the grass is greener on the other side?  Is it no longer enough to have a devoted husband or boyfriend with a steady job who isn’t trying to empty her bank account?  What is the source of her unhappiness or unsatisfaction?  And why won’t she open up if you ask her what’s wrong?  Is it because she doesn’t know herself?  Is it true that even women don’t know what the hell they want, so why should guys even bother to figure it out?

Is she just bored with you and with life?  Nowadays women (at least in the west) can have everything (education, career, kids, husband/father, nice house/car, clothes, iphones, etc) – and yet it is not enough.  They seem almost contemptuous of everything they have (except for maybe their iphone).

Does her iphone know something we don’t?  Maybe that’s why they call them smartphones.