An article from ‘Carscoops.com’ (see link below) claims she was pulling INTO the parking space, “when for unknown reasons, she went forward and smashed through the concrete barrier”.
Unknown reasons, huh? I’m guessing she put it in the wrong gear. Just like happens in movies and cartoons. I also speculate that a smart-phone and latte or espresso were involved.
Regardless, why would you drive that quickly (and thereby forcefully) into/out of a parking spot?
The woman was identified as 23-year old Lindsay Taylor Cook. Police say she was not seriously injured. That’s pretty impressive. Maybe Audi should use this news story in a commercial (Ms. Cook was driving an Audi Q5 SUV)
Now I am not suggesting that there are no bad male drivers, simply that women drivers aren’t as good as feminists and other man-haters claim they are.
Lucky for this poor oppressed woman, some evil patriarchal male was able to engineer the car in such a way that probably saved her life.
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Sources:
http://www.carscoops.com/2016/03/its-raining-suvs-in-maryland-audi-q5.html
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